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Friday, May 10, 2013

Ramsey Auto Tune is Straight Fire

No need to re-hash the disappearance of the Cleveland girls and the rescue from neighbor Charles Ramsey.  We all know what happened.  It was unspeakable.  We also know that Ramsey's a top-notch neighbor and a budding comedian.  Man's funnier than a baby in a tuxedo.  So let's head straight to the auto tune.  I'm declaring "Dead Giveaway" pure gold and it's a no brainer.



Ramsey's 2nd "Dead Giveaway" declaration is absolute dynamite.  Pure, unadulterated dynamite.  No other way to put it.  The lateral movement of the mouth coupled with strong enunciation of the words brings it home.  Simply unmatched.  Unreal delivery.  And the beat?  Spot on.  "We see this dude every day.  Every Day!" is put together beautifully.  A Beethoven esque composition.  Finally, the white guy behind Ramsey's shoulder can NOT go unnoticed.  Dude's performance is not being talked about but I'm gonna give him the respect he deserves.  First a shy smirk spreads across his face as Ramsey transitions into stereotyping race relations.  You just know he's trying to hold back, given the gravity of the situation, but Ramsey's humor is too much to overcome.  Bro flat out gives up.  Guy has no restraint.  Just yucking it up with his buddy behind him.  Grinning from ear to ear.  A+ auto tune and it's not even a debate.  
                                                                      
P.S- 

For all the people out there condemning Charles for his unsophisticated diction and various missing teeth, pipe down.  Most people, unfortunately, wouldn't have the guts to do with Charles did.  His mannerisms, clothing and the like are irrelevant; the man saved those girls.  I know I know, he was also arrested twice for domestic battery.  Is that terrible?  Yes.  But it doesn't change the fact that he kicked down that door and it doesn't change the fact that he's an absolute riot.  

Double P.S- 

Gotta love how Ramsey referenced that he has a job in several interviews.  Dude took his paycheck out to show the world mid-chat with Anderson Cooper.  Wants America to know he's not some bum living day to day off Big Mac's and shit.  Straight up stole the show with that nifty maneuver.  You just know he had that check stored up, ready to gloat.  

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