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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Titus Can't Be Stopped

ESPN  SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. -- Authorities say former Detroit Lions wide receiver Titus Young has been arrested in California for the third time in a week.
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Orange County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Joe Balicki says the 23-year-old Young was arrested late Friday in San Clemente for allegedly breaking into a home.
Balicki says Young fought with deputies after a foot chase. He has been charged with attempted burglary, assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest. He is in custody Sunday on $75,000 bail.
"There was a brief struggle," Balicki said, according to the Detroit News. "He wanted to fight with the deputies. They ended up subduing him."
Young also was arrested last Sunday in Riverside County on suspicion of driving under the influence, then was arrested again the same day for trying to take his car from a tow yard.


3 times in a week?  Dude is on an absolute tear.  Now the only team dumb enough to sign him is the Cincinnati Bengals.  3 arrests for them is child's play.  You've gotta do much worse things than driving under the influence, attempted burglary, assaulting a cop, stealing a car out of a tow yard, and breaking and entering to garner a top 5 spot in Bengal criminal history.  Those guys just get cuffed at will.

In all seriousness, Titus is one mugshot away from tying his seasons TD total.  Bro is worse than Brandon Marshall circa 2008.  And to think I drafted him as a late round pickup in fantasy last year.  Thought defenses would focus on stopping Calvin giving the former Boise State Bronco room to operate.  From fantasy sleeper to real life nightmare.  Titus may be in the Tyson Zone now.  Crazy city.  Luckily he's only 23.  Nowhere to go but up, right?

P.S-

Check out Titus's 3 mugshots.  Which ones the best?  It's gotta be mugshot #2, right?  Rocking that "Yup, this is my 2nd mugshot today, I'm not proud but I'm not surprised" look.  





2 comments:

  1. Get yo shit together fools. This is Rocha Rossa. Did you all die cause nothing has been posted for about a month. I want to see some more articles cause I believe this site has potential. jacob lanzkowsky CAPATILIZE YO GODDAMN NAME. Your name makes it seem you are still in kindergarten and who the Fuck is Zach and why doesn't he have a last name. This is meant to be taken as constructive criticism.
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  2. Rocha Rossa,

    Constructive criticism is always greatly appreciated so, thank you. Just to let you know, the writers here are all, in fact, alive. We will be coming back strong as we are planning to shelve out 5 long pieces a week for our devout readers. Look for articles coming in the next few days (5 should be in by Sunday). Once again, thanks for the concern.

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    -Zach

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